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Load Balancing Frustration – Arrrggghhh!!

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Best Super Bowl Commercial! VW Vader

With the exception of this one, I was not very impressed at the commercials this year. Some of them were just plain bad. This one made me laugh so hard. Who can honestly say that they haven’t tried this as a kid. Ok ok maybe you can ….. I can’t 😉

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What To Do With Your Laptop At The Airport When Nature Calls?

What To Do With Your Laptop At The Airport When Nature Calls?
By P Pavarolar

Both you and I all have been there, I mean when you got everything setup on your laptop and ready to get some work done in a quiet spot in an airport terminal when nature call.

What do you do when you have to get up for a moment to pay the visit to the bathroom?

Do you:

1. Just leave your laptop and pray that know one would notice it or worst steal it.

2. Look for a respectable, trusty looking fellow passenger to look after your laptop during your absent.

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Smart Old Dog!

Read this joke this morning and could not stop laughing.. Smart Dog!!!

A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took her faithful pet poodle along for company. One day, the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long the poodle discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The poodle thinks, “OK, I’m in deep doodoo now! Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here.”

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attach in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. “Whew,” says the leopard. “That was close. That poodle nearly had me.”

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But
the poodle saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, “Here monkey, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine.”

Now the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, “What am I going to do now?” But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet…and just when they get close enough to hear, the poodle says…. “Where’s that dang monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!”

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Read DIGG RSS on toilet paper before you wipe!

The ‘rsstroom reader’ is a bathroom gadget that prints news feeds onto your T-P – that’s right, your TOILET PAPER! The best part is the “biometrics” toilet seat that’ll figure out who you are based on your weight and prints the news you want!

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