Scuba Video Release!! The Jetties
Here's the video footage I promised. It's stinks some in the middle, b/c i kept letting the camera dangle. But it's got some kewl fish, an extremely hot scuba diver, and some yellow diver named michael in it...lol..so without further adieu (oh yeah, push the play button below to start!)
Click Here for Jetties Video!!
(video preview removed from this page because of conflict with video 2)
P.S. - The next one will be better, b/c i will practice..lol
Smart Old Dog!
Read this joke this morning and could not stop laughing.. Smart Dog!!!
A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took her faithful pet poodle along for company. One day, the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long the poodle discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
The poodle thinks, "OK, I'm in deep doodoo now! Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here."
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attach in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That poodle nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But
the poodle saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."
Now the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet...and just when they get close enough to hear, the poodle says.... "Where's that dang monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
Hilarious Night!!
So I went to see When a Stranger Calls again with a group of friends. Just had to watch them jump. lol.. so the movie begins with extremely long previews (30 min minimum). The movie progresses to the little THX Digital sound demo. The THX robot proceeds to show the audience a cow rattle toy, the robot turns the toy over and it makes a "moerrrrrrr!!!!" sound. He then plugs it into the big THX in the background and turns it over. Then it makes a louder "moerrrrrrr!!!!", but this time its surround sound. So then the screen goes black, I could not resist. I did it, I let out the loudest "moerrrrrrr!!!!". I don't think i have ever made that many people laugh at one time. It was hilarious!!!! Then even after the movie was over, folks were coming up to me "Dude that was awesome, too funny!!!". So i hang out little while and head home. Well there's a family powwow going on when i get home. Everybody's just sitting around talking and having fun. Well obviously when I came in, I let a monster mosquito in. So were sitting their talking an the mosquito starts buzzin around in the vaulted ceiling of our den. Mom grabs the fly-swatter and starts jumpin and swattin...( talk about hilarious!!)
The mosquito finally lands upside down right in the peak, completely out of reach, without ladder aid. So dad gets the bright idea he's gonna shoot the skeeter with a rubber band. He proceeds to start firing off rubber bands all over the place, one miss after another. Eventually one of the rubber bands ricochets off the ceiling and
lands in my lap. Here's the amazing part. I picked the rubber band up, by this time the mosquito is no longer still, but buzzing around in the peak again. I stretched it out, took aim, and fired. I am not going to lie to you, I promise. That fly blew up, wings went everywhere. That was the most fortunate shot ever. It looked like the movie where the bird gets hit by the baseball and feathers go everywhere. It was too funny. I could barely believe it. So awesome!!! Well now im about to hit the sack, b/c i have a long day ahead tomorrow.
So Latas folks, 